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Don’t always be a selfish bitch.

Don’t always be a selfish bitch.

With my birthday hitting me straight in the face at the beginning of the month, like the start of a … More

BITCH, blog, EMOTIONAL MESS, Funny, GROWING UP, LIFE, Manchester, Old, SELFISH

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Made the treck into the city from Tallaght to take this photo and ended up with a hangover

Today my two favourite people are celebrating their 66th Wedding Anniversary. I know I am so so blessed with these two in my life. Grandad is taking Grandma out on a date. But for now they are ‘chilling out’ in their dressing gowns with a cup of tea. 💗 09-01-1954 💗

First day back to work after the Christmas break, it’s a long one. My mood this week is Sharpay Evans (the icon) 🌸

To 14 year old me I’m probably wasting my energy writing this, as you’ll be too busy out in the park in your new tracksuit, with some WKD’s and music blasting out of your blackberry. But if you are listening please take time to appreciate how lucky you are, and say thank you to mum for everything you’ve got. Those long trips to Barbados won’t last forever – soon you’ll be working every hour and saving every penny to just get out there to see it all again. In school please pay more attention, it’s not always good to be the classclown you are more intelligent than you think and you need to start realising that. Having 3 reports hanging out your pocket doesn’t make you cool – no matter what you think right now. On another note about school, do you not just want an extra hour in bed? That fake tan you applied last night, does NOT need another layer at 7am. The boy in your science class doesn’t think you look ‘cute’ because you’ve applied foundation to your lips, rolled your skirt 4 times and coated your mascara 17 times already this morning. You still hang around with some of your high school friends, and you’ve made new ones on the way. By the time you are 24 you’ll have had your heart broke twice. Don’t worry though Liz – the pain is easier the second time. You also have your own god damn house! What!? Just like you always dreamed, you are now Miss Independent and stress about bills and your TV license, did you even know that was a thing? You won’t end up going to university, but I guess you already know that. But would you believe me if I told you that you now work in education? Well you do and you actually enjoy it. You’re happy, you’re loved and you have the best friends in the world, and you no longer wear tracksuits so there’s another bonus! So good luck and hold on tight because you’re in for a bumpy ride! Love from, You x

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